Chronicles of Narnia

The books of the Chronicles of Narnia are a seven part story about life, death, rebirth, loss, regret, joy, vengeance, escape, family, and many other themes. It all starts as four kids step into a deep wardrobe  in The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Being second in the chronological order it nevertheless sets up the whole story. The kids return in Prince Caspian to introduce a vary human element into the story, as well as being number four in the chronological order. Then we enter a Through the Looking Glass type story in The Voyage of the Dawn Treader on the high seas in chronological order number five. Then a hunt for a lost son on The Silver Chair in far away lands and chronologically number six. A travelers tail of escape and freedom in The Horse and His Boy coming in at three chronologically. Then a tale of how it all began in The Magician's Nephew witch answers a lot of the lingering questions in the series and comes in at one chronologically. Then on the appropriately named The Last Battle sees all end to battle in Narnia as the last book. While some say that the story is full of christian metaphors, and it is, it also has other influences as well. Read them and find out for your self.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Twas the nightmare before christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, exempt maybe that mouse. Hold on......................not a creature was stirring not even that damned mouse. The Stockings where hung by the chimney with some care. Well I kinda just nailed them there. In hopes that St. Social Security soon would be there, and he better get here soon I got's bills to pay. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, and they better appreciate the heat too. While visions of a warm meal danced in their heads, it's been a while shut up. And mamma in her bra, and I in my whiteys. Had just settled our augment to take a long nighty..........she won. When out on the lawn there arose a clatter, I got my gun out of the drawer to see what's the matter. Away to the window I ran like The Flash, Tore open the window and threw up the gun like Jonny Cash. The moon on the crest of the newly-fallen snow, damnit now I got to dig my car out tomorrow, made me sure there was no one below. When, what to my tired eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer. That's it, no more weed. With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment that I must be hella sick.

Did you see what I did to that poem? That's kinda what The Nightmare Before Christmas is like. The familiar, but changed. It's Tim Burton's best work. Watch it

Lucky☆Star

The slice of life stile is a rare to little successes in the way of that is never good but sometimes is one. If you read that, understood it, and are a westerner. Congratulations, you just earned the rite to read Lucky☆Star with out being seriously confused. Why? This is a slice-of-life manga centered on Japanese life, that's why, and if that little sentence made you brain fall out of your ears, then your head will explode when you read L☆S. If you see the lights then you see the darkness too. It's all the same. There is no plot to speak of in L☆S just a series of four panel comics made into a manga book. So even calling it a manga is ify.

.............ah, word of god says that either Konata Izumi or Kagami Hiiragi has feels for the other but Kagami Yoshimizu has declined to say witch. But considering how that is viewed in japan, well....yea. Still this is a funny story and should not be missed out on.

Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

I've only played Brotherhood so if your looking for some retrospective over the whole series, you've come to the wrong place bub. Now then, this is a vary therapeutic game, as in I spent hours upon hours walking around the city killing any of the guards who were unlucky enough to spot me. At first, if anyone ran away I let them go, I figured 'Let them go, they have seen the light.' but after a while (as in a few years) I "had to" track them down on the thought of 'No one will tell of this, ever!'. Then after a time choosing stalk and kill each member of a group then letting the last one live to tell the tale. I got so good at countering without weapons that I had rare occasion to draw my blade, instead choosing to fisticuffs them unconscious with the thought of 'Let them see their best guards get beaten up in public, by one man.' realizing full well that they might get executed for having just seen me. One day I got a little bloodthirsty and killed an "innocent" townsfolk and the device that lets you go back and experience the past gliched out and "said"Ezio never killed innocent people" to witch I responded "Uhhhhh....BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!!" What about the 10,000+ guards I killed who had no allegiance to the Big Bad and were just getting payed to do a job, what about them?! They weren't evil, they were just doing a job! Bullshit Ezio never killed anyone "innocent"! That was my experience with this game, yours may by different, for instance: You can run away from the guards and never fight them unless it was your mission to do so, but still never kill them, just knock them out. I played it that way because I was attempting to take out the Big Bad's power-base and that was my method of attack because he destroyed my villa and killed my uncle, who was the closest thing to a father I had. I. was. Pissed! OFF! It's rare that a game lets you role-play to this extent, and this is one of them.

Death Note

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This comic is the one of the best psychological anime I have ever seen ever. Seeing the story through the antagonist is quite refreshing, in fact it was so different that is was to see the thought processes of the "villain" that it drew me in. The 2nd half was not as good but still well done. Even the revamped end fit in. Many others have said this was good and some said this was bad. Me, I say this is as bad/good as you feel about the subject matter. Watch this anime.

The Full Monty

Do you see that zipper in the pic? Does it look suggestive? It's supposed to. This movie is about strippers, male strippers. Oh look, 35% of you just clicked away. I'll say this to those who reman, this movie may get risqué but it never shows on screen the title of the movie. Now on what this movie is rely about, witch is out-of-work steel workers......and male strippers. I'm not kidding, at all. That's not a spoiler either, the stopper thing is revealed in the first ten min. Before that they were steel workers. That's most but not all The Full Monty is about, it has a little history of the british isles. To the straight men I will give you a warning: there is one shot of man ass, other than that it has good characters and nothing feels out place ¬_¬ in this movie. Watch it if you can.

A little LP.

It is my thought that when you die everything that you owed to others is payed with your death, monetary or otherwise. It is this view that has let me view death not as a thing to be morned but as the end of ones long trudge through life's journey. They have payed with their life and every life is precious so nothing can mach it's equal.  So remember "All debts are payed in death.".