Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha

These are going to be three rapid fire reviews, so look out!

The only way I can talk about Nanoha is with spoilers. So the short and long of it is, Nanoha is pretty good. Go watch it. I like it.

Now on to the review proper. Nanoha, as you can tell from the name, is about a girl called Nanoha that is a girl. She has magical powers, and is lyrical? Right? In fact, no, she is not lyrical at all (at least from I can see). Even the show acknowledges this with a episode title "I am lyrical?". Anyways, Nanoha gets her powers via a ferret, the Mentor Mascot of the first season. Note how I said "the first season", well get into that in "A's". ;)  Nanoha has to find twenty-one maguffins called Jewel seeds (please note that there are only thirteen episodes), in universe they are part of a set of things called Lost Logia (I'll talk more about them later). 

Nanoha as a whole, in a way, kinda brakes the mold on magical girl shows. Now don't get me wrong the first season of Nanoha is very, very, very, very, very, very, very formulaic. Hear is a girl, her name is Nanoha, she meets a magical talking ferret that gives her magical powers, she now going to transform watch her do it, ect, ect, ect.......That is until Fate shows up. Fate......is an.......abused child...... yeeeaaa. 

I an not kidding, Fate is abused meanly and physically by her own mother and for some strange reason this show takes it more maturely than most other shows I've seen. That one thing affects her throughout the series, not just the first season and then quickly forgotten about. The. Entire. Series. And that's not the most fucked up thing that happens to her, I won't spoil it, you half to see it for your selves.    Speaking of maturity, Nanoha's magical garb is the only one (that I know of) with a long dress, and I know that shouldn't be a thing....but it is.

Anyway give it a shot, I liked it and so mite you.

P.S. I'll be doing a video review of this later, look for it on youtube. 

I don't feel dead......

I am in fact, not dead. Step 1 of not dying alone hungry in the streets is checked. While I must apologize for my absence (no really, I'm sorry) I must say that I have not been completely idle. I have been working on a walkthrough for Myst, which is about 20%-25% done. I have also touched up chapter 3 of MWP:Lost Horizons and as you have noticed I have renamed the book Lost Horizons because that sounds way better than Freaky Humanity (most of the headers are not changed mostly because I forgot :p) and and I have started chapter 4 Shadow Games:This chapter took a lot of planing, mostly because of all the crap going down in the city. I also plan to do a video on Justin Beeber T_T I'm so much angry as I am disappointed.

Oh P.S. I did get into D&D 3.5 so if you want to include me in a game let me know, my current group is on indefinite hiatus. (my free time any day is 6:00pm to 12:00am EST)

****WARNING, FRIENDSHIP AHEAD****
Now then as some of you my be curious. I have decided on my favorite pony. After careful consideration over a twelve month study of the values I hold dear I have chosen Rainbow Dash as my favorite pony. Why? Well she has a can do attitude is, for the most part, confident in her self and she represents the Element of Loyalty, a value I hold above all else (Not to mention she's kind of a badass.)

What has been wrought upon this earth? .......The horror.....the horror.... T_T

RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! E.T. is here!! Nooooooooooooooooooooo~!

This game makes me weep in large fish tears. (Wut) This game.....is so bad.... that it crated a curse....so strong....that it still effects movie-games. To. This. Day. What do I mean? Well...back in the far flung year of 1982 a movie came out in cinemas that was made by, then no-so-famous, director/producer Steven Spielberg, called "E.T. the Extra Terrestrial". It has mixed reviews. I personally hate the name, since E.T. stands for Extra Terrestrial. So the name of the movie is "Extra Terrestrial the Extra Terrestrial". T_T But that's a different rant, for a different day. Back to 1982....That same year Atari Inc. decided to cash in on the "success" of the movie and make the first (I think) movie-game, and boy...it was bad. The fail detector broke that day. So bad was it, that most of the copies of the game that were bought, were returned to Atari. So bad was it, that returned and unsold copes of the game were buried the the nevada dessert. So bad was it, that it was the leading cause of the 1983 North American video game collapse, and almost made games go extinct in the U.S. A dark time indeed, only Activision and Nintendo survived that fallout...U_U Anyway, after nintendo took a long shot chance to sell their console in the North American market...what can only be called The VGR (Video-Game Renaissance) came about. But some douce in some office thought to himself (1983) "we need to make more money" and so the curse was born and movie-games would forever be bad exceptforafewhearandthere. Only a few movie-games have ever been good, and here is the list.

Golden Eye 007: N64 

Wargames: ColecoVision

Batman: NES

Aladdin: Sega Genesis

Spider-Man 2: PS2, Xbox, GameCube

That's....it. That's all of them.  .........Yep.

Now game-movies have been hit and miss, so they either have a shield on them, or the curse can't get to them as much.  

If you actually came into this to get a review on the-game-that-should-not-be-named it's been done to death. Have some links.

Gaurdiane 

Irategamer(pt1) (Pt2)

Angry Video Game Nerd

Slyfoxhound

Awesomegamesuk

Ect.

Electronic Arts T_T

Fuck E.A. Fuck it right in the ass!

You're god damn right I'm mad! I'm done, I'm fucking done! I'm done putting up with them, I'm done tolerating them, I'm done seeing good games being turned to shit, I'm done seeing things I care about being beaten till they're just a bloody mess on the ground, I'm done defending them to the people I know, I'm done seeing good business practices being twisted and deformed till they're unrecognizable amalgamation-husks of their former selves, and I'm done supporting E.A.! I've tried to forgive them and I've tried to have patience with them, I rely have. I've forgiven them so many times but they have run my patience in to the ground and my forgiveness is not infinite, so I'm done with E.A.! No more will I buy games that where produced under E.A., no more will I buy anything from E.A. and no more will I buy anything that was bought by E.A., ever! This means that I will never play Mass Effect, I will never play Sim City, and I will never play another Dragon Age game. That's right, Bioware too. In fact, starting now, if any company partners with E.A. to make a game, you go on the list of companies I will never buy from. They're name is shit in my book and no amount redemption can save them. I don't care if they change CEO's, I don't care if they change their name, and I do not care if they get bought out by another company; they too will be added to the list of companies I will never buy from. They have awakened the personification of wrath in me and will not be satisfied till everything that they are and everything they own is destroyed! If that means that allot of good games go with it, if thats what it takes to bring down E.A., then so be it! I'm! Fucking! Done!      

Life., the universe, and......stuff.

...Wow...you know you haven't updated in a while when you're checking your own blog for updates. ∑_∑  Ω_Ω   »_«

...I'm sorry.... Life got a little complicated for me, and I lost my sense of self worth. In that time I did a little soul searching and you know what I found? A spiteful, self centered, egotistical, arrogant, ass hole! And that's not who I what to be. I have people who care about me and I owe it to them to not be a sad sack. ≥_≤

So to that end; I'm doing reviews again, and not just positive reviews but negative reviews too. I'll be defending things ass well, some things are not that bad but they get bad rep for reasons beyond my understanding. This does not mean that I'll do one every day, I still need to make a living after all.  π_π

Look foreword to a review about a game so bad that even The Angry Video Game Nerd won't touch: E.T. for the Atari 2600. ∆_∆  Where we take a look at the worst game ever and the consequences it made to future of all movie based games.

Messed up

I got several adverse responses when I asked people to take a look at chapter 3 of MWP:FH, I got called a sick freak and more, lol. But what they don't know is that the chapter went under three rewrites and two revisions along with the five months it took to get it down in words. In the last bit I had to listen to one song just to get the mood right: UN Owen Was Her. I do promise that C3 is as bad as I ever will get.

Happy Time!

Ad rage.

I've let a lot of crap go in my days on the internet, but CouponDropDown can go fuck itself. Maybe I'm reading a blog with a link in the text like this, but then CouponDropDown adds ads in the text so now I have zero idea what is the blogers link and an ad. Then there is Fail Blog where CDD makes ads smack on top of the side blurb so I can't enjoy what I was going to enjoy because CDD made that impossible. Then there is youtube where CDD ads are fighting with the actual video for the top and you get something I haven't seen on T.V. in FIFTEEN YEARS! Also look to the right, see that ad...I put that there. Now look at the top of the page, see that ad....I did not put that there, CDD did. Also I've  seen ads from CDD I have not seen in a long time, like click here to fight off these people or click here to punch out this hot chick or click here to.. to..do something. The ads I see serve no other purpose then to get the number of clicks up, or you see them selling smileys, SMILEYS! This used to be the kind of thing you see on porn sites not Google ads. You'd visit a Google ad site and see that the ad was informative or at the vary least unintrusive or not playing a vary loud video while your video loads (I'm looking at you AdSense), but now Google it self is hosting this crap that you only find in the darkest corners of the internet. The world truly has gone mad. Google please come to your senses and drop CouponDropDown. Also while we are on the subject, I'm not going to watch a thirty minute video/ad before a 5-10 minute video, that is never going to happen. Now that's not to say I don't watch some shorter ones at least once, I do but a 00:30:00 before 00:10:00 is a big no-no. Please Google stop CouponDropDown it makes me not want to visit sites that use your ads, so stop CouponDropDown shitting all over what I, and many others like me, enjoy please...please...please stop. There are certain levels of ads I am willing to put up with and this crap... It's driving me literally, not figuratively, but literally insane with anger! So much so, that I'm bloging about it.

Mad With Power Chapter 3: Alone, in the dark is up.

Sorry it took so long but when you read it you will know why, and you better appreciate the bullet points (they were a giant pain in the ass to get strate >:(  god help me if I ever mess with them again)